BATTZ

(v.) nickname given to Chirag Bhakta of San Francisco, CA; also known to eternally be in the state of "cool" (see slang term cool)

BATTZ is gangsta g-thug.

by Walgreens August 20, 2006

battz

a term to describe someone who is an absolute whopper, typically said with 'oi' before it to add emphasis to create dramatic effect.

"Hey, look at that induvidual over there"
"oi, battz"

by the battzinator April 13, 2010

Battle Captain

In a deployed HQ, there is one person who's job it is to make shit happen. This is the Battle Captain & it is a thankless task, involving many hours without sleep, trying to get more senior officers to stop dicking around & actually concentrate on the task in hand. If everything goes swimmingly, the same senior officers get the credit but if it all goes to ratshit, the Battle Captain has his or her buttons cut off, sword is snapped & they are sat on their horse backwards & paraded out of camp

"This is a rolling goatfuck & we are all going to die" followed by "let's blame the Battle Captain".

by Bumsnorkler March 22, 2019

Build Back Batter

The act of withdrawing the penis during doggy-style sex at orgasm, and pointing the head of the cock above the buttocks and building a puddle of ejaculate (baby batter) on the small of the partner’s back.

After a few minutes of my stimulus package from behind, Alexandria hysterically lobbied me to pull out and Build Back Batter (BBB) on her tramp stamp.

by Panama Pucker December 22, 2021

the batterfly effect

n. 1. The effect of eating a bat in China and that leading to a global pandemic. See also: coronavirus cause.

Due to the batterfly effect, I'm in quarantine for two weeks, all alone.

Yeah, some dude eats a bat, and now I have to spend time with my husband. Ugh!

by picc285 March 24, 2020

Battle Droid

A variant of Chad that is either asexual or attracted to nonliving things

Becky: Anon is SUCH a battle droid
B1-D79: I know right? Roger roger

by Alpha the Mii May 30, 2018

fart battle

With roots in the Japanese Edo period (1603-1867), and popularized by the daily fart battle web site, FartBattle(dot)com, a fart battle is a flatulence competition where 2 or more participants expel flatus and a winner is deemed based on several criteria such as length, vibration, volume, frequency, smell, or dampness.

Why are you guys farting into your smart phones?
Oh, we're having a fart battle, recording our farts to be put up on FartBattle(dot)com for judging. We must settle this score!

by Scottopolis November 28, 2013