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battle simulator 

A type of strategy game where the death of an NPC is perfectly normal and might even be part of the plan.
In battle simulators, you control when and where your units are deployed, and your AI opponent does the same. Once a unit is deployed, it goes completely automatic - it'll target an enemy, approach that enemy and attack the enemy if it is within attack range. If it survives, it will go on to target a new enemy, and the process repeats. Basically everyone is a mindless killing machine who always fights to the death!
I mean, battle simulators will never provide a good representation of war in real life, unless nations start using robots to fight each other.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a great battle simulator to pick up for PC. And if you want a free battle simulator for mobile, I would really recommend The Battle Cats. In both games, every character moves and attacks differently, and the fights are weird and wacky and very enjoyable.
battle simulator by Helispark November 2, 2019
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totally accurate battle simulator

Ok if you really typed that whole thing you deserve a round of applause because everyone is to lazy to. So tabs is a game when you make two ragedall armies fight to the death kinda like Cesar.
Hey, do want to play totally accurate battle simulator.

totally accurate battle simulator

totally accurate battle simulator can be shortened to T.A.B.S. T.A.B.S is a silly game about making polygon people(animals and gods included) fight. T.A.B.S was in closed alpha and pre-alphas for 2 years(almost 3 years) and in 2019 on April 1st they released the early access version. you would expect to be a joke but it's not
totally accurate battle simulator i dont know what else to type here

totally accurate battle simulator

A ragdoll war game where you play as god in many different modes like Campaign mode, that makes the player plan a strategy, or just spam Firework Archers, there's Sandbox mode where you can make an army of sophisticated troopers that go to war against another war formation, or just make some weird art and some things that make no sense, and the most recent is Unit Creator where you essentially become a developer and create your passion, or make some cursed meme unit. This game is a hell of a lot of fun btw.
1. Hey man, what you playing?
2. Im playing totally accurate battle simulator.
1. Can I join?
2. Sure!

totally accurate battle simulator

A game where you play god and make red and blue team fight each other with many different units.
you;yo man you want to play totally accurate battle simulator? friend:lol k. other friend: same dude.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026