battle sacks

when you and your roomate are each having sex with different women, in a different room, where each roommate tries to make the most noise.

dude, i deffinitly won battle sacks last night

battle sacks by Skynyrd09 September 29, 2009

battle sack 

a homosexual sex game/ fraternity hazing ritual. two men stand facing each other while fully naked. both men grab their penises and hold them against their stomachs while swinging and hitting each other with their respective nut sacks. the first person to get an erection loses. traditionally in the homosexual sex game the loser has to give the winner a blowjob but the game can also determine who is bottom, who's cleaning up after, etc. as a hazing ritual this helps determine eligibility for a frat by separating the "chill dudes" from the "gay fags". origin of this game is unknown and it is difficult to determine who partakes in the game most often.

(homosexual version)" hey kevin, wanna play battle sack? loser has to clean the sheets!"

(hazing ritual)"the pledges played battle sack last night. everyone was a chill dude except for kevin. hes a gay fag bro"

battle sack by sue donime August 20, 2013

Battle sack 

When a male shaves his balls and accidentally cuts his sack leading to a gash that leads to a never ending cycle of lacerations

Son- Hey Dad, I think I have Battle Sack from accidentally cutting my balls while shaving in the shower the other morning. What should I do?

Dad- Hey Son, I'm sorry to tell you but you're fucked for life.

Battle sack by Squeege68213 June 14, 2015

Battlejacks 

Any sporting event where there is a tie must result in a tie breaker called battlejacks. Two opponents sit indian style across from each other and will jack each other off. Loser is who ejaculates first.

Chris and Mark tied in golf resulting in the first battlejacks match in history. The match between Mark and Chris was back and forth. Ultimately Mark retained the belt after Chris exploded. Chris later won the world championship training vigorously and retained his title for many years.

Battlejacks by Agnothin April 24, 2024