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mastering the bat(e)man 

Hanging upside-down from a chin-up bar ass-naked while simultaneously smoking a blunt and jerking off. This will open a secret portal to unlimited Doritos.
'Oh god man, I think I just walked in on Greg mastering the bat(e)man'
'He probably thought the door was locked.'
'Hey...so... uh...do you wanna give it a try?'
'Let's never talk about this.'

Batemaster 

The batemaster is the master of masturbating.
Batemaster by Batemaster March 8, 2009

bitmaster 

This title refers to someone who has enormous amounts of technical knowledge and can be considered a master of his domain. More specifically this title refers to an expert computer programmer.
As a last resort the software engineering department called in their regional bitmaster to help eradicate the bugs in their application.
bitmaster by Steven A. Hammock January 7, 2005

Beatmaster 

1. A powerful man able to hurt and injure fellow human beings.

2. Someone unlucky in love who needs to masturbate reguarly. Derives from the verb 'to beat off.'

3. Someone musically adept, capable of encouraging crowds to dance to his/her tunes.
1. 'They'd better watch what they say John's the fucking beatmaster.'

2. 'You bought any more porn Mike? You beatmaster, you'

3. 'This DJ is the beatmaster.'
Beatmaster by The Lion King January 29, 2005

beatmaster 

The famous drummer of Close To Home the beatmaster
Justin is the only real beatmaster.
beatmaster by jdubbbba December 6, 2006

Baitmaster 

Someone who is really good at getting the opposite sex
Wow Terrence burns is a BAITMASTER
Baitmaster by Lisa Cole March 30, 2010