bases loaded

To convey in polite words that fellatio, intercourse, and anal sex is likely to happen in the same night, or a general inkling that something great will happen.

I just slipped that girl some roofies...bases loaded.

bases loaded by fizzpuss May 18, 2010

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Bases Loaded

three in the butt, two in the cooch, one in the mouth

"the next scene they had the Bases Loaded and i couln't tell where they stopped and she began!"

Bases Loaded by Funni Louie June 7, 2016

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Bases Loaded

The term used when a man has sex with two women, at the same time, with the intention of getting them both pregnant and, in most situations, has no intention of providing for the child.

"Dude, you up for the strip club tonight?"

"Naw, man. I'm gonna be running with the bases loaded."

Bases Loaded by Earplugs Wanted September 12, 2011

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basesloaded

something you say right before something big happens

Person 1: "yo son i'm bout to hit that"
Person 2: "oh shit; basesloaded!"

basesloaded by crackmoka December 28, 2005

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Based Musket Loader

When you take a ZYN, tear it open, and pour it down your urethra stamping it down like loading a musket.

Cigarettes don't do it for me anymore,. I've had to result to doing a based musket loader.

Based Musket Loader by Rblue September 5, 2025

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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