when you look across a bar, after a few drinks, and think you see a really hot chick, only to realize as you get closer that while she might have nice hair (probably fake), the rest was just a mirage cause by a mixture of alcohol and bad lighting.
dude, i thought that chick looked alot like Beyonce, but as I got closer I realized it was a barmirage.
by olblueyz July 6, 2012
Get the barmirage mug.Barriage Ceremony is the ceremony conducted to unite a Bondage Partnership by with at least 2 individuals (referred to as Bubby & Bifey - Please see Bifey & Bubby definitions by Bifey’s Voice) through a Barriage Ceremony or also known as a Bondage Matrimony. This Barriage unification process can never be ended with a divorce and this partnership is for a lifetime or multiple lifetimes (Please see: Soulmates) in forever lasting love. (Please see: Barriage).
If you feel that: Marriage = Divorce
In a Barriage or Bondage Partnership... Well there is NO Divorce after a Bondage Matrimony (Also known as: Barriage Ceremony) has been completed.
Barriage is important process to conduct if you have been divorced at least once and you feel that marriage = divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you & your partner (Bubby &/or Bifey) chooses to have a “Barriage Ceremony” then there is NO Divorce options available (Also Known as: Bondage Matrimony).
The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:
(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage. Bubby is short for Bondage Hubby & a Bifey which is short for Bondage Wifey.
The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following:
Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby & Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey
(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey.)
If you feel that: Marriage = Divorce
In a Barriage or Bondage Partnership... Well there is NO Divorce after a Bondage Matrimony (Also known as: Barriage Ceremony) has been completed.
Barriage is important process to conduct if you have been divorced at least once and you feel that marriage = divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you & your partner (Bubby &/or Bifey) chooses to have a “Barriage Ceremony” then there is NO Divorce options available (Also Known as: Bondage Matrimony).
The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:
(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage. Bubby is short for Bondage Hubby & a Bifey which is short for Bondage Wifey.
The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following:
Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby & Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey
(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey.)
Bill & Amanda had their Barriage Ceremony on November 28th 2015.
Their Barriage Ceremony was absolutely beautiful and we had a ton of attending the ceremony!
Their Barriage Ceremony was absolutely beautiful and we had a ton of attending the ceremony!
by Bifey’s Voice July 13, 2020
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A Barriage is an important term to use if you have been divorced at least 1 time and you feel that marriage equals divorce. If you feel that marriage is a curse, you could consider a Barriage Ceremony. The difference between a Marriage versus Barriage, is in a Marriage you can be granted a divorce in a court of law by a court appointed judge or court official. In a Barriage, there is NO Divorce in Barriage Matrimony (Other references used please see: Barriage Ceremony, Bondage Matrimony Or Bondage Partners).
If you feel that: Marriage = Divorce
In a Barriage or Bondage Partners... Well there is NO Divorce in Bondage..
The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:
(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage
In a Barriage (a.k.a. Bondage Matrimony) can be a Bubby & a Bifey.
The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following:
Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby
&
Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey
Barriage (Bubby + Bifey) are also referred to as Bondage Partners. Also in a Barriage you can have a Bubby & Bubby or a Bifey & Bifey. Also a Barriage can consist of multiple Bifey’s and multiple Bubby’s in a Bondage Partnership Or also known as a Barriage which is referenced to as a Polyamorous Barriage Or Polyamorous Bondage Partnerships.
(References please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Bubby and Bifey)
If you feel that: Marriage = Divorce
In a Barriage or Bondage Partners... Well there is NO Divorce in Bondage..
The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:
(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage
In a Barriage (a.k.a. Bondage Matrimony) can be a Bubby & a Bifey.
The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following:
Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby
&
Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey
Barriage (Bubby + Bifey) are also referred to as Bondage Partners. Also in a Barriage you can have a Bubby & Bubby or a Bifey & Bifey. Also a Barriage can consist of multiple Bifey’s and multiple Bubby’s in a Bondage Partnership Or also known as a Barriage which is referenced to as a Polyamorous Barriage Or Polyamorous Bondage Partnerships.
(References please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Bubby and Bifey)
Bubby and Bifey are Bondage Partners for life since they had their Barriage Ceremony.
and
Their Barriage was a little over 3 years ago on November 28th 2015.
and
Their Barriage was a little over 3 years ago on November 28th 2015.
by Bifey’s Voice May 26, 2019
Get the Barriage mug.A Barrett Barrage is a hot steamy wet shit or a normal shit either way it is still a shit.
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My stomach is bothering me I think I should take a Barrett Barrage.
My friend took a Barrett Barrage in my bed.
My sister went and took a Barrett Barrage in my dad's mouth yesterday while he was sleeping.
My friend took a Barrett Barrage in my bed.
My sister went and took a Barrett Barrage in my dad's mouth yesterday while he was sleeping.
by MastaPZ December 10, 2013
Get the Barrett Barrage mug.1. The scene of a final battle between the forces of good and evil, prophesied to occur at the end of the steamworld.
2. A decisive or catastrophic conflict.
2. A decisive or catastrophic conflict.
by vAnCiTyCaNaDa September 9, 2010
Get the Barmageddon mug.The mass number of facebook wall posts that one receives on his/her birthday, especially from people that the recipient never talks to.
Guy 1: Dude, I've been getting wall posts all day, I don't even know half the people writing on my wall.
Guy 2: I know, the birthday barrage can get pretty annoying sometimes.
Guy 2: I know, the birthday barrage can get pretty annoying sometimes.
by achris9 February 19, 2009
Get the Birthday Barrage mug.Any sort of supposedly powerful attack that ends up having zero effect. Examples include a BFG doing nothing. That's right, NO DAMAGE. Named after Worf from star trek.
Dude! I just fired this super-powerful cannon on this boss and it did nothing!
Man, I'm sorry, but that thing's basically a Worf Barrage gun. IT IS FUCKING USELESS!
Man, I'm sorry, but that thing's basically a Worf Barrage gun. IT IS FUCKING USELESS!
by Anhilliator1 December 12, 2016
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