a legendary man who loves bananas but only when they are baked... i will not explain his backstory here
anyone heard of ball-less chris
oh shit man dont mention that legend lightning will strike you
by synonym!? March 25, 2022
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These are people that for some reason did something to deserve themselves getting strapped to a chair with no bottom and getting the shit beat out of thier balls until they are reduced to worthless mush. Much like what happened to James Bond in Casino Royale, except these people are nothing like James Bond, because instead of taking it like a man like Bond did, these people cry and bitch and moan like whiny little bitches.
Nick 1 "Dude did you hear what happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Nick 2 "No what?"
Tony "Dude you didnt hear? He got his balls mashed while he sat in a bottomless chair and bitched and moaned like a whiny bitch!"
Nick 2 " That Ball Less Mush Haver"
by The Tenacious T-Bagger September 26, 2009
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a nickname for neutered male cats who's names start with C.
originated from the OG ball-less chris, chiller
person 1: yooooo wassup ball-less chris
person 2: bruh his name is candy not chris
person 1: who tf would name their cat candy

person 3: ong
by synonym!? March 14, 2022
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