If someone is getting on your nerves and you don’t want to cuss them off, you call them a “bald mango.” This term first originated from “Hamilton in a nutshell act 1” when Hamilton called Gorge Washington a bald mango.
Your friend Joe keeps stealing your pencil. Since you are a child of Jesus you don’t want to cuss him off so you turn around and say: “Joe, stop being so annoying you bald mango”
Another example is: “Joe is so slimy he looks like a bald mango”
Another example is: “Joe is so slimy he looks like a bald mango”
by Ugly peach April 28, 2018
A person who is so annoying that you have no words and all you can think about is there hair and how it looks like an eaten mango
by sxesdh;jsdivjdf March 11, 2023