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bald mango

If someone is getting on your nerves and you don’t want to cuss them off, you call them a “bald mango.” This term first originated from “Hamilton in a nutshell act 1” when Hamilton called Gorge Washington a bald mango.
Your friend Joe keeps stealing your pencil. Since you are a child of Jesus you don’t want to cuss him off so you turn around and say: “Joe, stop being so annoying you bald mango”

Another example is: “Joe is so slimy he looks like a bald mango”
bald mango by Ugly peach May 31, 2018
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Bald Ass Mango 

A person who is so annoying that you have no words and all you can think about is there hair and how it looks like an eaten mango
OMG he's so annoying he's built like a bald ass mango

baldmanlol 

literally the most awesome person ever😂😂 they are better than u😈😈 they are so funny😎😎
baldmanlol is so awesome
baldmanlol by devcort08 August 30, 2021
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004