Clam Baked

A level of high only attained by those who truly smoke. A state of being in which one can physically feel music and visually manifest thought. This is usually accompanied by a sense of security, as if enveloped by a protective clam shell.

3 bong rips and 2 backwoods in, Tim was so clam baked that he could sing with his toes.

by Mitpal December 19, 2018

newly baked

New girlfriend/boyfriend

Are you comming to the party this weekend?
Nah man, i’m going with my newly baked to the cinema.

by Obuszek_Okruszek June 22, 2020

Baked on

To be baked on is when your boys burn your ass with some comments and now they are baking on you

Hey John is about to bake on Anthony
Or Anthony was baked on

by Marktwain6996 April 4, 2019

Baked Tomato

Having sexual intercourse with a girl that is on her period

I gave my girl a baked tomato last night

by King Chapo June 16, 2016

Fucking Baked bean

To stop an unwanted conversation

Girl- Hey I’m pregnant

Boy- Shut up you fucking baked bean

by JuiceBoxBitch January 24, 2019

Bake in oven

Bake in oven is the equivalent to "burn in hell", but said nicely it doesn't sound as bad. This definition comes from the "unique" minds of Jennifer and Annie.

I hope that behatch bakes in oven.

by MexicanShortie January 10, 2005

Baked Jealousy

The feeling when someone has a delicious baked good (bread, croissants, cake, muffins), and you don't.

Brigid got chocolate croissants for her birthday and now I'm filled with baked Jealousy.

by IncipientMedusa February 9, 2021