bailimony 

Government funds, usually in the form of tax dollars or treasury guarantees, transfered or pledged to private companies or institutions as the basis for an awkward co-dependent relationship.

"When you think about it, you pay alimony at the end of a relationship that started out sweet - and bailimony to start a bitter one."

bailimony by jimbochicago March 29, 2009

Bailmoxy 

An alternate word for "mailbox", used by people who struggle to pronounce the word.

*phone rings and there's no answer*
"You've reached the bailmoxy of Nick Lyons, please leave a message."

Bailmoxy by Savanna99 August 1, 2018