Baearthur

An old man, typically bald. Usually a headass who makes headass music.

Oh my god, that dude is such a baearthur, he's so old.

Baearthur by Headassploofy June 15, 2019

Bearturtle 

Berthololot Bearthertols Bertholot Bearthot Burthat

Hey look its bearturtle beartholoy beartoltol

Bearturtle by Evadedtaxes June 13, 2021

bearthroken 

When you want to say "heartbroken" but accidently switch the 2 beginning letters.

"Babe... Please don't leave me... I'll be bearthroken"

bearthroken by MrAydinminer June 11, 2023