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Backseat Banger 

A backseat banger is someone who was invited to a threesome but doesnt do anything but sit in a corner to tell the other guy what to do, similar to a backseat driver.
Girl: should we invite Jeff to our house for a threesome?

Guy: no, I've heard that he is such a "backseat banger" ong

backseat bagger 

When checking out in a grocery store, the customer explicitly tells the bagger what items should go into what bag. Also if the customer is unsatisfied, he or she may take over the job using lines such as "I got this" or "I can do it"
#1 "Double bag those cokes so they don't break on me"

#2 Bagger - "Here let me help you with that ma'am"
Customer - "No I like my stuff bagged a certain way"

#3 Manager - "Go help him with his stuff"
Bagger - "Nah. Mans a backseat bagger, he glares at me anytime I try to help"

backseat badger 

A backseat badger is someone who gets frequently banged in the backseat wether it is their own car, their parents’ car, or their hook up’s honda civic
Ryan: yo, I never knew clarissa was such a Backseat Badger.
Todd: Yeah she’s banged in the backseat with the whole football team
backseat badger by Ronald Ayum June 16, 2023