Toddler who is already reading and doing things that are beyond his or her age. Also, the best darned direct to video children's series from my childhood.
Person 1: Wow! I can't believe your kid is reading that board book to the other children, and he is only 2 years old!
Person 2: I know right? That's my Baby Einstein alright!
Person 2: I know right? That's my Baby Einstein alright!
by TiggerCelestia06 December 16, 2019
A child who has been raised on Baby Einstein Videos resulting in social, linguistic, and mental retardation.
The Baby Einstein Videos atrophied Edgars neural connections and now he is a Baby Einstein Vegetable.
by Dr. Spock666 June 20, 2009