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ba-zing by h2thaBizzle May 13, 2005
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BA-Zing
The sometimes witty banter between two, to each other, completely unknown IRC users, often involving leud remarks regarding the dubious relationship of parents BEFORE marriage, references to former sexual indiscretions or suggestions to engage in sexual intercourse with one self...
<Wolfrage> Thats MR. inbred bald little poof.
<Rotator> I'll call you Mister when you marry my skanky ass mom :)
<Wolfrage> Then you'd be calling me Milkman.
<Rotator> Yeap.. Or based on your webcam... Michelin Man...
<Rotator> I'll call you Mister when you marry my skanky ass mom :)
<Wolfrage> Then you'd be calling me Milkman.
<Rotator> Yeap.. Or based on your webcam... Michelin Man...
BA-Zing by Dennis Haagensen January 20, 2004
shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger
The hands down greatest type of burger to ever exist. It consists of all the usual burger ingredients (mayo, onions, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce and ketchup) but with the addition of, about a cup of chocolate sauce, one full can of cat food, and some Parmesan cheese. As the chef, (Matt Wattson of Supermega) puts it. "This is the chefs special, the Shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger.
as Ryan Magee said once he ate the burger. "BLAGHGHGHG! EWWWWWW, fuck! FUCK YOU MATT! FUCK YOU. THIS FUCKING SHIT SUCKS. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRUSTED YOU! YOUR A FUCKING DICK! This stuipid shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger tastes like shit!
shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger by McBikmik April 30, 2019
Bazinga
A phrase used to express sarcasm or jokes. Also a phrase commonly used in Big Bang Theory show by character Sheldon.
Bazinga by Common Russian April 18, 2018
Bazinga Brain
A technocratic, usually white, liberal to conservative individual who has no understanding of productive forces or inequality.
Such individuals regularly dismiss obvious physical or social constraints (the cost of labor, the lack of an atmosphere on mars) in favor of grandiose visions fueled entirely by a child-like obsession with sci-fi movies.
Genuinely think that poverty is a result of "not-sufficiently-advanced technology". Probably believes in the "singularity". Usually worship Elon Musk as their lord and savior.
Such individuals regularly dismiss obvious physical or social constraints (the cost of labor, the lack of an atmosphere on mars) in favor of grandiose visions fueled entirely by a child-like obsession with sci-fi movies.
Genuinely think that poverty is a result of "not-sufficiently-advanced technology". Probably believes in the "singularity". Usually worship Elon Musk as their lord and savior.
normal person: Climate Change is pretty bad, maybe we should try to green the deserts or force CEOs to start paying their fair share of emission credits?
Bazinga Brain: dude we can just colonize Mars instead
normal person: traffic is getting pretty bad. Maybe we should build more trains since they're more efficient.
Bazinga Brain: DUDE what if....we built tunnels....underground...for CARS??! We could call it the Diaperscoop
normal person: why is Elon's stock price so high? They hardly make 2% of the world's total car sales, but its still worth more than every car company in the world combined. Surely this bubble will not end well....
Bazinga Brain: You just can't understand his genius! He's going to have self-driving cars out next year, just like he promised in 2014, and 2015, and 2016, and 2017, and 2018, and 2019, and 2020, and and and
Bazinga Brain: dude we can just colonize Mars instead
normal person: traffic is getting pretty bad. Maybe we should build more trains since they're more efficient.
Bazinga Brain: DUDE what if....we built tunnels....underground...for CARS??! We could call it the Diaperscoop
normal person: why is Elon's stock price so high? They hardly make 2% of the world's total car sales, but its still worth more than every car company in the world combined. Surely this bubble will not end well....
Bazinga Brain: You just can't understand his genius! He's going to have self-driving cars out next year, just like he promised in 2014, and 2015, and 2016, and 2017, and 2018, and 2019, and 2020, and and and
Bazinga Brain by Vespr June 30, 2022
Bazinga
A catchy phrase to accompany your clever pranks.
As popularized by Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory).
As popularized by Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory).
Bazinga by SheldonCooper May 23, 2009
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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