azarjohnant 

a type of creature that inhabits splendid environments, usually in search of the exterminator, lally. An azarjohnant is a nomadic being, one that prioritizes finger stretching every morning and spending time with it's friendly companion, bertjohnant. The two normally spend time arguing whether elbow shaped pasta should be consumed by means of a four pronged fork or a round based spoon.

"I saw an azarjohnant today and it was splending all over this cantaloupe"

"sometimes I just want to fuck off and become an azarjohnant"

"I heard the calling of an azarjohnant today, sounded intriguing but I was too chocolateformathclass"

"I heard cheetah Lala and azarjohnant are best friends now"

"I'm so jealous of bertjohnant and azarjohnant, I wish I was cool enough to be one of them"

"I heard all an azarjohnant does is splend coffee all day"

"Oh my gosh, woah - thats azar johnant"

azarjohnant by splendy advocate October 7, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016