a type of creature that inhabits splendid environments, usually in search of the exterminator, lally. An azarjohnant is a nomadic being, one that prioritizes finger stretching every morning and spending time with it's friendly companion, bertjohnant. The two normally spend time arguing whether elbow shaped pasta should be consumed by means of a four pronged fork or a round based spoon.
"I saw an azarjohnant today and it was splending all over this cantaloupe"
"sometimes I just want to fuck off and become an azarjohnant"
"I heard the calling of an azarjohnant today, sounded intriguing but I was too chocolateformathclass"
"I heard cheetah Lala and azarjohnant are best friends now"
"I'm so jealous of bertjohnant and azarjohnant, I wish I was cool enough to be one of them"
"I heard all an azarjohnant does is splend coffee all day"
"Oh my gosh, woah - thats azar johnant"
"sometimes I just want to fuck off and become an azarjohnant"
"I heard the calling of an azarjohnant today, sounded intriguing but I was too chocolateformathclass"
"I heard cheetah Lala and azarjohnant are best friends now"
"I'm so jealous of bertjohnant and azarjohnant, I wish I was cool enough to be one of them"
"I heard all an azarjohnant does is splend coffee all day"
"Oh my gosh, woah - thats azar johnant"
by splendy advocate October 8, 2019