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awesome trio 

The Awesome Trio is based on the three countries America, Denmark and Prussia from Axis Powers Hetalia or just Hetalia. It isn't that clear if the group is a part of the manga/anime or if the fandom made it up based on how the countries acts. For example, America is often referring himself as the 'hero' and is very loud, Prussia is always saying a sentence with the word awesome in it, and goes around saying how awesome he is, also he has quite a liking to beer. Much like the other two countries Denmark is both loud, funny, drinks beer very often, and have a very childlike charcter but can be serious when needed. Now with all of them combined together you get a group that likes to party, be loud, maybe pranking people and overall taking it easy and having a good time. And another thing that they all have in common is that they seem to be able to stay sober for a long period time. That's how they got the title 'Awesome Trio'.

America can be a little bit stubborn sometimes, he's loud and obnoxious, loves hamburgers / fast food, and easily annoys England

Prussia claims he is awesome all the time, drinks beer and annoys Germany
Denmark claims he's the king of Europe, drinks often, loud, exited, pissing of Norway all the time
Germant: What are you guys doing?
Prussia: the awesome trio is holding a meeting West, but maybe that's not something that someone as in awesome as you would understand

(I explain things miserably)
awesome trio by Awesome Trio April 9, 2016
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Awesometric 

It is a synonym for awesome but more intense. Usually used by stoners, surfers, skaters, ect.
"Duuuude that wave was awesometric}"
Awesometric by Kiddooddle September 2, 2017

Awesometrist 

The highly esteemed profession of judging the amount of awesomeness a person, object, or situation possesses. Often takes many years of training to achieve such a status.
The most common tool used in this practice is an awesometer
(pronounced: awe-som-a-trist)
Before we started the stunt, we got an awesometrist to judge it so we could accurately tell everyone how awesome it was.

An awesometrist often uses the song "Do You Believe In A Thing Called Love" by The Darkness and videos of freerunning to tune his awesometer.

Jackie, Billy, and Lesley, all being awesometrists, went to the movie theater to watch a special airing of Fight Club to calibrate their awesometers.
Awesometrist by wmiller February 21, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012