austrian words pt.1 

austrian words, which:

aren't very nice

not usally used in everyday life

just typical autrian :)

austrian words pt.1

notes:
ei = a
er = a
sch = shhhhhh...
ä is sometimes pretty similar to ai (like tony blair)
or just like äääääääääääähhhhhhhh at the dentist
z = ts
e is sometimes like e, but not that, which is sounds like iiihhhhh, more like...if you take the word reject, austrian e is called like the second e in reject
and sometimes like ä

därrisch - deaf

ungustl - unsympathetic human

scheangln - squint

batschn - slippers

narrisch - going mad

kebbln (e=ä) - scold

jausn - snack

hockn - work

häferl (er=a) - mug

raunzn - whine

sandler (er=a) - alcoholics, who are homeless

habarer (er=a)/habschi -
buddy or unpleasant word for boyfriend

umadum - around

gatschhupfer (er=a) - off-road moped

fad - boring

schlagobers (er=a) - whipped cream

oida -
strictly speaking oldie, but that's mostly not what we mean
it's more like oida, you suck
it is often said, if you are annoyed, but there are other meanings too, like:
look at that oide (female version)
it's an awful description for women

brunzn - piss

nudlaug -
only an insult for men, the word is for the male genital's urethral opening
'cause nudl = noodle and stands for the penis
aug = eye and stands for the opening

wuzler (er=a) - table football

liptauer (er=a) -
a spread of pepper and soft cheese, made from sheep's milk - it can be mild or hot

wappler (er=a) - idiot

grindig - disgusting

schaßaugert (er=a) - bad seeing

austrian words pt.1 by theycallmeredhead August 19, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."

disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007