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Gay Old Aunt Tom 

The hashtag #GOAT has always been associated to "Greatest of All Time".
In honor of THE GOAT, #12 Tom Brady of the New England Patriots.
We introduce the true definition of GOAT. Gay. Old. Aunt. Tom.
Tom Brady sure is an annoying fool, but be nice to Gay Old Aunt Tom, he is sweet even if mentally challenged.
Gay Old Aunt Tom by chinoalfonz April 14, 2017

Uncle Tom and Aunt Flo 

The couple that comes to visit a girl once a month for a week. Tom meaning Time Of Month. And Flo meaning flow. Yeah...maybe you'll get what I'm trying to imply.
Girl: Ughh Uncle Tom and Aunt Flo are here for the week...
Boy: Is that bad?
Girl: Well they give me cramps and make me bleed..so yeah it's bad.
Boy: ...?

Aunt Tomasina 

Wife of Uncle Tom. Inside the beltway nick name for Condoleeza Rice.
Yea, Aunt Tomasina is over in the Middle East today repeating the same old Bush doctrine. Meanwhile 3 suicide bombers blew themselves up in Bagdad this morning.
Aunt Tomasina by TWade August 25, 2005

Aunt Tomala

She pretends to be a good friend, but don't tell Aunt Tomala anything you don't want the boss to find out about.
Aunt Tomala by Kendra Dommer April 11, 2008
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026