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french acronym of Age Sex Ville(city) asked to someone's joining chat room.
# john had joined #france
@denis : asv john ?
john : 25 M Paris
asv by mattt-osx July 29, 2006
Words you can keep
Authorized Standard Version: An update of the King James Version published in 1901.
This version earned the reputation of being the Rock of Biblical Honesty. Although the English used in the ASV is somewhat archaic, it isn't nearly as hard to understand as some passages of the King James Version of nearly 3 centuries earlier. This translation of the Holy Bible is in the public domain.
The passage about the root of all evil is better translated in the ASV or NIV than the KJV.
ASV by Don Jewett March 5, 2004
Related Words
"Armor, sanctuary, valor" in the online game Nexus TK.

Armor - Lessens armor class
Sanctuary - Cuts damage
Valor - Boosts might

Cast by Poet or Mage on a hunting party.

Some say ASV to refer to just armor and sanctuary, as they already have a Valor spell of their own.
"ASV please"
"Give me a moment, aethers have almost settled."
asv by Masenko August 31, 2009

Asvamedha 

Asvamedha was a Hindu, Vedic, ritual of horse sacrifice. It was performed by kings as a symbolic representation of their supreme power and authority, and, sometimes, for such blessings as the birth of a son to ensure succession. For the previous year the chosen horse wondered unmolested as he pleased in a pasture while protected by an armed guard. If he trespassed into another kingdom, the ruler was obliged to fight to keep the animal or surrender him. At the end of year the animal was brought back to the capital with appropriate ceremony, and sacrificed along with other animals. The fertility of this ceremony is evident from the way in which, symbolically, the senior queen would lie beside the dead horse. Jaya Sinah II of Jaipur was the last prince to perform this ceremony in the 18th century.

ASVAB Waiver 

Someone in the military who scored low on the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery (ASVAB) yet was still allowed to join based on the approval of a waiver.

Term used to imply someone is of substandard intelligence.
I can't believe he loaded all those bullets in the magazine backwards.

I know! He must have been an ASVAB Waiver..
ASVAB Waiver by NoMotards December 16, 2011
Asvitha is usually a girl of an Indian ethnicity. She usually gives off a very tomboy vibe but is actually very girly around the people she’s comfortable with. She’s someone that doesn’t open up easily, but if she does then you must be a really lucky person. She’s a master at hiding her problems and doesn’t let anything stop her from making sure her friends are happy with her goofiness and capability of laughing at almost anything. She’s actually really caring but just doesn’t know how to portray it at times. You can always trust her with all your deepest secrets because you know she won’t tell anyone. However, don’t even try to take advantage of her because she’s much smarter than you think. Although she may look vulnerable when she’s not easily manipulated and has a very strong mind of her own. She can also be very stubborn at times but is very open to other people’s opinions and will never judge a person based on their past or present actions because she always sees things from different perspectives. Not to mention how much of an intellectual she is, possessing multiple skills in both the arts and sports.

All in all, Asvitha is a very cheerful person that always has so much love to offer, as long as you’re willing to receive it. Her trustworthy, very comedic and loving self is definitely one of the best things anyone can look for in a friend. Whoever that has Asvitha as a friend; you’re lucky as hell.
“I can only tell Asvitha.”
“Did you just hear what Asvitha said? So funny!!”
Asvitha by KL airport :) October 18, 2019
Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery
after joining the military its a test you take to see what jobs you qualify for
sweet dude i passed the ASVAB
now i can be a cook!
ASVAB by laxmiddie10 October 6, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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