asszucchini

Often confused with a nut, the asszucchini is actually a legume. Its natural habitat, dangling from branches of dingleberry bushes, is being challenged by invasive species of buttsquash and brown asparagus. High in fiber.

Asszucchini is the leading cause of fortification in the United States for women over 40.

by Corny V. Buttstache December 6, 2007