asshole sandwich 

1. Stuck between two assholes while driving, or otherwise...
2. A fictional sandwich eaten by people who are less cool than us!

1. We need a passing lane to get out of this asshole sandwich!
2. Bob ate another asshole sandwich today...what a LOSER!

asshole sandwich by Amie & Megan May 12, 2007

Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich 

The act of placing peanut butter and jelly inside your ass. Then forcing someone to eat all of it out of your ass.

I call it a peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich, but Tom here, would be calling it lunch.

Man 1: Hey dude, wanna go grab some lunch? Man 2: Naw bro I'm good. Your mom served me a hell of a Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich.

Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich by Noushbag April 13, 2011

smashed asshole sandwich 

Nasty stink mouth. The worst bad breath you ever smelled. Bad enough, you still smell it 10 minutes after the dude leaves.

Oh fuck me blind Faith. Did you talk to John this morning? He smells like he ate a smashed asshole sandwich.

smashed asshole sandwich by kingmarki December 10, 2006

Peanut Butter and Asshole Sandwich 

When someone tosses someone else's salad, but uses jelly or preserves instead. It is unclear why this is called a "peanut butter and asshole sandwich" if it has no peanut butter, but it does have a ring to it.

When giving people a peanut butter and asshole sandwich, strawberry jam should be avoided because of the tiny seeds.

Peanut Butter and Asshole Sandwich by Hass July 19, 2005