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grand slam it up your ass

Originating from the popular breakfast platter, the Grand Slam, it is the act of a male wrapping his dick in bacon, biscuits, and sausage links, and using egg yolk as lube, then shoving it into someone's ass repeatedly while pouring syrup down their back and screaming "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!"
Becky, I was going to make breakfast, but when I opened the fridge, I realized I had used all of the breakfast food to grand slam it up your ass last night.

ass slammed 

I got ass slammed last night, and the dick was HUGE!
ass slammed by bobo jack January 21, 2009

Ass slammed 

1. A thing you say to someone when they lose an argument
2. Getting ass slammed in the literal sense
Ass slammed by Brendanwa January 11, 2022

Ass Slammer 

a name given to strippers or adult dancers that slam their asses into stage props (poles, rails or beer holders) as part of the dance. Typical found in "HIGH END" libraries in the greater Fresno CA area.
Man - I cant wait to go see the ass slammer tonight, she frigging rocks!
Ass Slammer by Vodka 0tter January 6, 2008

Ass Slammin'

A phrase used to describe the act of severely and visciously ravaging one's posterior region.
After all the ass slammin' I got in jail my fecies just falls out.
Ass Slammin' by Cockroids June 26, 2016

slammin ass

Brant E. a guy that has a nice ass! fo sho
dude brant has a slamming ass
slammin ass by mol January 17, 2004