ass scab

An ass scab is a person with asshole friend/spouse that trys to fix the problems/situation the ass has caused

Ass: wtf you are mcdonalds and you are out of cheese burgers? Friend/spouse: im sorry he/she is being an ass. McD's worker: dude im already angry dont try to be an ass scab for that ass

ass scab by pseudonwanafukwitme October 26, 2013

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scab ass

Noun: when someone has hard sex so hard their ass has scabs on it

I gave that girl over there a scab ass a while back

scab ass by potato hed August 24, 2016

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You're breeding a scab on your ass

Doing somthing that is likely to result in getting your butt wipped with a stick or belt to the point of developing blisters.

You know little Johnny, you're breeding a scab on your ass by not get your home work done.

You're breeding a scab on your ass by Kenneth Hamby February 23, 2009

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Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS)

Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS) is an extremely common disorder in females. SCABS infects more than 95% of females over the age of 43. Symptoms include idiocy, delusion, irritability, and overall extreme cuntish behavior. A woman with this syndrome is called a 'SCAB.' Unfortunately, SCABS can cause irritation, emotional distress, marital problems, and, in extreme cases, psychosis in the spouse or significant other.

My wife has a chronic case of Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS). She is just like a bloody real scab, the longer it's around the uglier it gets.

Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS) by TTIII June 5, 2016

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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