*at mcdonald’s drive thru*
kelsey- “can i
get two ass queef cones”
intercom- “sorry what?”
kelsey- “oops sorry i meant ice cream cones”
*proceeds to pay with dimes*
dude 1- “bro dude we were smashing and she wanted me to go up the
butt and she totally ass queefed all over my
cock”
dude 2- “what the fuck”