Typically, when a
person has flatulence they would call it a “
fart”. Here, in Atown (aka Anacortes, aka fagtown) we
call these ass queefs.
*at mcdonald’s drive thru*
kelsey- “can i get two ass queef cones”
intercom- “sorry what?”
kelsey- “oops sorry i meant ice cream cones”
*proceeds to pay with dimes*
dude 1- “bro dude we were smashing and she wanted me to go up the butt and she totally ass queefed all over my
cock”
dude
2- “what the
fuck”