Typically, when a person has
flatulence they would call it a “fart”. Here, in Atown (
aka Anacortes,
aka fagtown) we call these ass queefs.
*at mcdonald’s drive thru*
kelsey- “can i get two ass queef cones”
intercom- “sorry what?”
kelsey- “oops sorry i meant ice cream cones”
*proceeds to pay with dimes*
dude 1- “bro
dude we were smashing and she wanted me to go up the butt and she totally ass queefed all over my cock”
dude 2- “what the fuck”