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pansy ass puss meister 

A guy and/or girl who exceeds the limits placed on a douchebag and douchenozzle. Usually a guy who lacks the ability to even ask a girl out.
Sara: So he wouldn't EVEN ask me out! That's how shy he is.
DeDe: That kid sounds like a pansy ass puss meister to me.
pansy ass puss meister by Shalickwa September 20, 2009

Rank Ass Puss 

A disgusting bitch that is willing to do whatever with whomever. It is an ugly bitch in its highest form.
When some disgusting bitch with a hideous face that gets no guys is horny as fuck. Thus, it is just fun to repp her because it is so easy and she is simply "rank ass puss"

When you need a booty call and there is no other girls around, you can just rep some rank ass puss

When your pissed that everyone is hooking up with girls, but your not, in which case you just go for some rank ass puss.

When your drunk at a party and you need a girl, so you find some rank ass puss for shits n gigs
VERB: A punk, bitch, cowardly vagrant, douche bag, pussy hole, or a guy who is an asshole but acts like a pussy when it comes down to it.
Nick: Hey theres Rick, hes such an asshole but when you snap him back hes such a pussy and bitch.
Bob: Yea, that Puss-Ass

blow the horse in my puss/ass 

To go through hard times with no better perspective. To be bankrupt, badly dressed and stinky because you`ve just had a huge scandal at work and the boss (who saw you) decided to fire you. It goes for men and women alike.
My boss fired me! Man, I never though I`ll blow the horse in my puss/ass! I think I`ll sink quite a few tonight.
Someone who you cannot depend on and have faith in to come through for you in your time of need.

A punkass
Eddie Jones is never able to come thru for the Miami Heat in a clutch therefore you say "Puss Ass Eddie Jones!!!"
Puss Ass by Jamaicanbwoydre August 16, 2005
"Dude, she is waiting for you to go over there and talk to her! Quit being such a Puss-ass."
Puss-ass by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007