Ass Pattied

To get "ass pattied" refers to a person who is heavily itoxicated

Craig: "Let's get ass pattied tonight, i dont want to remember a thing".
Ricky: "yeah bro! If we are really looking to get ass pattied i have a handle of everclear that we can pregame with"
fucked up drunk turnt black out wasted hammered

Ass Pattied by Buzz's Bangers October 13, 2015

dry ass patties

Jamaican patties that taste really dry

Steven eats dry ass patties every day

dry ass patties by SodaChan November 8, 2022

asspattie 

them ass looking better and more delicious than krabby patties themselves

girl, your asspattie looking fine today

asspattie by FookSammich February 18, 2014