Ass Pattied

To get "ass pattied" refers to a person who is heavily itoxicated

Craig: "Let's get ass pattied tonight, i dont want to remember a thing".
Ricky: "yeah bro! If we are really looking to get ass pattied i have a handle of everclear that we can pregame with"
fucked up drunk turnt black out wasted hammered

by Buzz's Bangers October 13, 2015

ass patty

ass patty: a large douche bag that seems to have came from a man's ass. also a shit pie.

"dude rodger is being such a ass patty!!!!" 2. man that ass patty was huge!!!!!

by Dustin Greathouse December 28, 2007

dry ass patties

Jamaican patties that taste really dry

Steven eats dry ass patties every day

by SodaChan November 08, 2022

Patty ass

A person who, when chores obviously have to be done, contributes nothing and sits on his or her ass. Most apt when the person is among others who are pitching in to help.

"Did Deb help you out in the kitchen today?"
"No. She just sat around drinking coffee being a Patty ass."

by forcryeye! February 13, 2010