ass nipple

A person who has no idea what the hell he is talking about, but claims he is an expert in the subject. He talks down to others claiming he knows all, until he gets shut down hard.

Hi tech support? I am an IT professional and my internet doesn’t work! You better fix this NOW.

OK sir, are you using a static or dynamic IP address?

I don’t know what that means; just get my internet working ASAP!

OK, sir... you are an Ass Nipple!

by Ty Lanol August 23, 2005

Wet ass nipple

Term referring to Portland Oregon

I hate living in this wet ass nipple place.

by Nwasshole June 3, 2022

nipple-to-ass

a girl putting her nipple into a guys asshole in order for him to experience sexual pleasure.

guy 1: My girl gave me wicked nipple-to-ass last night. then i jizzed on her face

guy 2: My girl will only do that on my birthday! ...lucky bastard.

by ilovenippletoass January 11, 2010

Ass nipper

An adjective given to someone or something that is always on you about doing a certain action and won't stop bothering you until the action has been done. Can also be applied for saying that someone is being an "ass nipper" to someone else

"Is this the final time in need to tell you? Go get the chicken out of the freezer ."
"Chill out mom, I'm playing Xbox. Stop being such an ass nipper."

by Blue_eluB May 8, 2018

Ass to Nipples

When if your pregnant and lactating you squirt milk up your sexual partners' butt.

Sara and Nick totally went ass to nipples the other night. They said it was hot.

by Pika Pika May 22, 2007

Stupid Cum guzzling no nipples no balls havin ass bitch

Someone who is a little bitch with no nipples or balls

Stupid Cum guzzling no nipples no balls havin ass bitch - *friend breaks bong* what the fuck you stupid cum guzzling no nipples no balls having ass bitch

by Official Kevin Hart November 8, 2018

Assnipple

A fairly simple matter of a nipple on someone's asscheek.

Look at those assnipples!

by Arfalarf January 28, 2004