ass melt

What you are when you make a complete fool of yourself talking to a pretty woman; derived from people who shit themselves when a pretty girl approaches them (usually a shart).

I was a complete ass melt when that girl was hittin on me last night.

ass melt by Chris Rosebrock & Scott Gerbers September 3, 2005

Melt your Ass 

When you’re about to hurt someone physically or verbally

Person 1: I’m gonna melt your ass
Person 2: oh man, don’t melt my ass!

Melt your Ass by Sonofagaylord February 12, 2019

assmeltoe 

Cameltoe, But From The Backside.

You Are Walking Behind Someone, Whoes Rear Is Far To Large For Her Pants......Assmeltoe.

That Womans Shorts Are Way To TigHt, Did You Se Her Assmeltoe!?

assmeltoe by -innocent bystander August 25, 2013