ass melon 

(n) An insult, particularly in reference to an annoying small child, but also used as a pejorative for anyone you dislike.
The term is derived from the concept that the pain of giving birth is like trying to pass a watermelon out one's anus.

Stop being an ass melon.
Look at the little ass melons running through the store.
Why do you have to be such an ass melon?

ass melon by Larayne November 19, 2013

Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon 

It's the world's most annoying melon. His name is Cocomelon.

"-Here is the story that I'm tellin'
-What is it?
-About a Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon
-Yayyyyy!"

Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon by Anonymous, Well I think? March 4, 2021

stupid ass melon 

another term for cocomelon

guy 1: have you herd of cocomelon
guy 2: oh yeah that stupid ass melon

stupid ass melon by fuckcoco69420suckmycock February 24, 2021

assmelonker 

a person whos ass is way to big for there body

look at that assmelonker over thier.

assmelonker by mike rouch October 10, 2003