ass hottie

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A girl who looks good from behind, but has a horrific face.

Man 1: Check out that girl's ass. I dare you.
Man 2: Alright... (walks up to girl) ...Fuck!
Man 1: What's wrong?
Man 2: Her face looks like a fucking tomato!
Man 1: She's such an ass hottie!

ass hottie by frankiebaltimore November 3, 2015

Words you can keep

fine ass hottie

lea aka the bomb diggity bomb

damn. you know that fine ass hottie from our contracts class?!

fine ass hottie by aaron August 5, 2004

Hattiesburg Ass Muncher

A cryptid local to the woods and sewer systems of Hattiesburg Mississippi. It's a very hairy beast with horns like a moth's that reaches reaching up to 7 feet in height. Stalking woods and sewer systems, it will munch on the behind of an unsuspecting victim. Once it has you, there is no escape

The Hattiesburg Ass Muncher got my grandmom in 03'.

Hattiesburg Ass Muncher by GerAldwah June 9, 2022

Hottest Ass in The Chatterbox

One with a really hot ass who basically rules the chatterbox forum located on the popular anime-based website: Gaiaonline.com tbh...damn (also commonly known by the alias of EAT/SNIFF/ect. MY BALLS GAlAONLINE).

newfag: wtf...who's that newfag shitting everywhere with his patsy ass?
wisefag: dude... thats the hottest ass in the chatterbox...
newfag: you mean EAT/SNIFF/ect. MY BALLS GAlAONLINE?
wisefag: yeah...he has a really hot ass tbh... damn.
newfag: ...damn.

Hottest Ass in The Chatterbox by i_love_kyle_fuck_me December 31, 2013

hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut

When the temperature is extremely high, higher than average!

I thought last week was hot, but this week it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut by FluffySasquatch October 7, 2022

.ahshottie

.ahshottie is literally wife

have you seen .ahshottie? they're so funny and wife

.ahshottie by cordeliasbiggestfan September 5, 2021

.ahshottie

a tiktok influencer who is hot, the new charlidamelio.

“yo .ahshottie is so hot” “.ahshotties page makes good edits”

.ahshottie by purple 😦 September 5, 2021

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026