Ass Chapped

To Have A Confused Look On Your Face ! To Feel Dumb Stupid , Intimidated !!!!

Mama was looking hella ass chapped when we didnt come home form after prom ;) .

by georgiaa Peach ! November 9, 2012

Ass Chapped

Another term for butthurt or agitated

The dependa was ass chapped after being called-out on her dependa ways.

by Kammunition July 4, 2016

Chapped Ass

a rawness that forms in between your ass cheeks. rather it be from a hard days work or from not whiping your ass correctly. chapped ass is something that happens to everyone. try jogging for a couple hours, dropping a deuce, and then jogging for two more hours. then you will better understand the extremity of chapped ass.

1. Man, I got horrible case of chapped ass, I think im gonna go home early and sleep it off.

2. Damn dude that guys walking like he just got his fudge packed in. He must have a bad case of chapped ass.

3. You want to go to the beach? I wish I could but my ass is chapped homie.

by James Rich August 31, 2006

chapped ass syndrome

Dry anus caused by severe anal sex. Also referred to as C.A.S. Symptoms include anal bleeding, skin peeling from the rectum, dizziness, blurred vision, and obscured thinking.

Herb has chapped ass syndrome.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 22, 2008

chapped ass syndrome

A condition that results from exessive anal sex. May involve simple redness of skin or skin peeling off and bleeding.

You got chapped ass syndrome from riding cock too long.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 24, 2008

ass clapped

ass clapped is when you get your ass beat, but in a nonsexual way.

me: I didn't finish my homework for 1st period.
my sleep paralysis demon: broooo you're gonna get your ass clapped.

by Vanswhat February 13, 2019

Ass Chapper

Is essentially someone who is annoying and naggy. These are the people who take the fun out of things or are people who ask a lot of someone else. Most commonly a seen in married women.

Example One: I woke up this morning and my wife had a huge list of shit from me to do! She is a total ass chapper!

Example Two:

Patty: Jason, take out the garbage, paint the fence, do the dishes and then fold the towels
Jason: You're totally chappin my ass right now!

by La-la-lucas July 21, 2009