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asparagoose 

An asparagoose is a mythical creature that only exists when you're bored
Guy: I saw an asparagoose
Other guy: You must be bored as fuck
asparagoose by King Asparagoose August 18, 2020
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Asparagoseph

A term used to describe someone who is both a connoisseur of fine asparagus, and goat cheeses.
"Jesus Christ, dude! what kind of nerd would devote their life to becoming an asparagoseph?"
Asparagoseph by Manza Zhubesh January 21, 2010