asmuie

Usually an ugly guy with a fuckboy personality. Possibly a homosexual. Always teasing their friends mainly due to their insecurity about their looks and intelligence. Protective about their male friends, also possibly because of their homosexuality.

“Yo what happened to your friend Shahir?”

“Ohh man, I stopped being friends with him a while back. He seemed pretty gay”

“Damnn bro, never knew he was an Asmuie”

asmuie by 0ldManJenkinz April 23, 2018

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ASMIE-
Chrush you love but don’t tell them

asmie by Asmie November 6, 2017

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asmuie • asmie • Asmiel • Adam Asmaiel • as quiet as mice

Asmiel

Asmiel one who eats from their own ass. Annoying and grotesque. In love with them selves and licks their own ass hole daily. Prideful and ignorant. Refuses to learn. Has Dick wars with others; using their dick as light savors.

I caught my dog asmieling his asshole.

My boyfriend asked me to asmiel his Asshole.

My friend made a strange asmiel fave at me.

Asmiel by Aetr April 13, 2022

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Adam Asmaiel

The most perfect human being to exist, he is very nice and chill.

Adam Asmaiel is my idol.

Adam Asmaiel by Doggymangot February 26, 2022

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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