asiad

A compound and abbreviated word for "Asian Addict". Anyone who is obsessed with any and all things Asian. They generally know about the 3 year wait associated with things that will come to America ahead of time; and probably have experienced those things, such as fashion, movies (usually Asian horror flicks), and music. There are some specific groups such as Japanophile who are obsessed with anything Japanese, but ultimately leads to one central obsession of anything Asian. Asiads usually dress differently from western culture because of the influence of the quirky styles of Japan, Hong Kong, and Korean fashion. Asiads love all types of Asian clothing and study obsessively about the culture of Asian countries. Most likely an asiad has already learned a 2nd language of the Asian tongue, if not several. Asiad's dreams usually consist of visiting or living in Asia, or they most likely have already gone in a study abroad program to Asia. They love to eat Asian cuisine whenever possible, if not everyday. Most of everything that asiads buy are usually "imported" directly from Asia. Most likely, they have a Haduri personal page with all the movable pictures. They try to take pictures that are "cute" and close up face shots that are very white washed out so the only things that you can see are eyes, hair, and maybe lips. Asiads usually have fobby haircuts that resemble videogame characters, and are usually spiky or jagged hair styles; usually dyed a certain color to resemble their favorite Asian pop star. They love to listen to J-pop, J-rock, K-pop, K-rock, C-pop, C-rock, etc, and anything that has Asian lyrics even if they can't understand them. Most asiads love anime and usually are introduced to the whole Asian lifestyle because of anime. Asiads look very animated and have very animated personalities to the point of overly eccentric. Because of this, they are thought by many to be the dorks of society. Many attend anime or comic conventions and dress as their favorite anime or videogame characters. They love to date Asians and have tons of Asian friends. Male asiads are usually very feminine, imitating their favorite K-pop or J-rock star singer, they may even kiss other males. Male asiads also have the characteristic hairstyle that is usually long and styled in a way that makes them resemble a girl. The most frequent styles that they wear are very preppy, punk rocker, or hip-hop. Female asiads, in order to counteract the male femininity, act extra cute and dress very girly and sometimes in baby doll clothing. They always exhibit the manerism of puffing their cheeks up or pouting a lot, turning their feets inward so their toes touch, and expressing an innocent shyness. But, other females will go the other way and act very tomboyish or rebellious thanks to Hong Kong fashion and the J-rock styles of Japan. They are usually comparable to the scene styles of western culture, but they prefer being their own style rather than being grouped into the scene. Asiads love watching K-dramas, J-dramas, and the like. They try to act as fobby as possible.

You already got the newest manga imported from Japan by your overseas Japanese boyfriend?! You are such an asiad!

Your sister is an asiad because she memorized all the names of those Korean actors from that latest K-drama, and obsesses over them.

You look like an asiad that just got back from Harajuku, Japan. Your hair has 5 different colors, you have red eye contacts, and your clothes are so avant garde.

Asiads can be so sneaky sometimes because they act so coy and innocent, but then they talk about you behind your back. Don't trust their outward appearance.

That's it. I'm calling you an asiad because you've gone to three anime conventions in the past week and dressed up as a different anime character each time!

by Peter Zeeb Her January 14, 2008

Asian illumination

noun:
1. flushing of the skin or redness in the cheeks caused by acetaldehyde buildup after drinking alcohol.

2. THAT DRUNK GLOW!

some background:
Acetaldehyde is a toxin produced from alcohol metabolism that causes flushing and many hangover symptoms. Some people take longer to break down acetaldehyde and experience symptoms for longer periods.

-AT bayBEE

Non-tomato: Hey, you look as red as a tomato! Got that Asian glow?
Tomato: Yeeep, got that Asian illumination! ;)

by Pap¡ May 15, 2016

Asian Parents

(Usually, but not always) Strict, nosey, and controlling. They make you go to summer school if you get a B+ in an honors math class, even if you had the best grade out of all the Asians who took that class, and replace your grade all because 'if you get 4.0, you get sit on stage when graduate!'. To Asian parents, summer is not a 'break' as it is to other children in America, but 'a time to catch up'. Summer for Asian kids include SAT/ACT/PSAT prep (whether its doing books or taking classes), summer school, piles of math books, etc. while others are hanging out with friends and making s'mores. Asian Parents control their kids' lives because they want them to get into a good college, so that 1) They can brag to their asian friends about what college you go to <---MAIN REASON 2) You can be a doctor and make lots of money and 3) They can brag about how much money you make as a doctor
Asian parents often put on a facade to others that they are nice, normal American parents. Then, when your friends leave (if they ever get the OK to come over), your parents start yelling at you, pressuring you to do math, and/or beating you for something you did that 'embarassed' them (i.e. having a messy room). They also severely disapprove of technology (computers, ipods, tvs). If you get an A- its CLEARLY your ipods fault, so its going to be taken away until you get above a 98. If you watch an hour of TV, they begin yelling at you to stop and give you a lecture about how TV is like crack.

Asian summer: 8am-1:30pm summer school, 1:30pm-3:00pm math, 3:00pm-6:00pm tennis, 6:00pm-10:30pm math, FML

Asian parents: "I signed you up for PSAT class!"
Me:"...fine..."
Asian parents:"Ooo since good deal I signed you up for ACT class too!"
Me:"...WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!! But according to these pretests Ill either get a 35 or a 36!!!"

Me:"....I got...a 92%..."
Asian mom:"WHAT?! I told you no ipod! NO MORE IPOD till you get 98!!"

Me: -watching friends-
Asian mom: YOU WATCH TV FOR SO LONG!!!! GO DO MATH!!!
Me: But mom I've only been watching for an hour!!!
Asian mom: TV like drug!!! Once start can neeveerrrr stop! Addicted then you grades go down!

Asian mom: NO TV ON WEEKDAYS....AND 2 HOURS ON WEEKENDS

Asian mom: Getting B like cutting your leg off!

by Katp10 September 30, 2011

De'Asia

De'Asia is is a really pretty name for a girl. She has attitudes and if you say something she doesn't like if she says something back she is really tired of that person. If she doesn't talk back she doesn't want to waste her time. If A girl name De'Asia says she loves you she really means it. She had some amazing eyes. She can dress. If you ever meet a De'Asia don't lose her!!!!! But if something is wrong with De'Asia and she doesn't want to talk about it something is really wrong it will be hard for you to get it out.

De'Asia is so pretty!!

by ManMan7894 June 1, 2018

asiafication

the hell does this word even mean

Asiafication surgery. Now I've googled this, and there are no results. Like, nothing explains what the heck this is.

by Iwillconsumeyourbunghole September 4, 2020

Asian Avenue

Way back before Facebook, Xanga, MySpace, Twitter and Tumblr, there was Asian Avenue. Asian Avenue is a social networking site that most Asian teenagers raised in America used to use. Back then everyone had cool pages.

You can make pages on Asian Avenue.

by FlyAway July 20, 2011

Asian Grading Scale

Regular kids:
A = Great
B = Good
C = Average
D = Okay
F = Bad

Asians:
A = Average
B = Below average
C = Can't have dinner
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family

Asian: *crying*
Other kid: Why are you so sad?
Asian: Cuz I have a B+!
Other kid: Well I have a C- and my parents think that's pretty good
Asian: On the Asian grading scale, B's are below average
Other kid: Sorry

by aiyah9000 December 1, 2013