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ashmeeta 

Ashmeeta is a goddess. Because she is so heavy, when she gives me a lap dance she crushes me, which gives her pleasure. She loves to spit on me and spit gum into my mouth. The phone in her back pocket makes the lap dance extra pleasurable. She demands money from pathetic loser slaves and spits on them if they dont give it.
Ashmeeta is coming over today
ashmeeta by Tital Wave September 19, 2016
Words you can keep
Ashmeet means the one with a divine smile and is a trustworthy friend. The name also means that the person is loved by the sky or is close to the God's heart.
Her name was Ashmeet and she's blessed.
ashmeet by soul7 November 28, 2021
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A beautiful girl amazing at ballet all the boys fall in love with her and she has one of the most unique personalities
Omg that girl is such a Asmeeta I wish she was mine
asmeeta by Jun Juns May 12, 2018
A person with a spoonful of manic energy, a bucketful of cuteness, a pinch of self depricating humor and lot's of courage. She's often found grooving on "Lak tunu tunu" when she's not writing a paper.
You're such a Ashmeet!
ashmeet by terajhutekhandalakkni November 24, 2021
She is best motivator and a good friend who listen to you even if the topic is out of her interest . she help you even if she is busy with her work
Ashmeet is my sister
Ashmeet by Paneer November 25, 2021
Aka brown mamba, he likes to think he’s good at basketball but all the other kids just let the special kid have his moment. He gets mad bitches tho
Dam I’d sure like a taste of Ashmeet’s meet
Ashmeet by totallynotashmeet November 22, 2021
She’s a total cutie who’ll rock your sex life!
She is a simp for you
She’s a simp for adi***
She’s a total Ashmeet
ashmeet by Sajnavari November 24, 2021
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