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asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa 

asdfghjklkjhgfdsa is what people type when they see something really funny and don't have any words to describe how hilarious it is. Some people may type: assdjdhfhgsjkshdal, ajsjdhdfshsj, agsjdslaslsdhfh, ahgsjskaldjdhg, asjdghfsa, etc. Some write it in all caps, no caps, or part caps and part no caps. Often times people may even begin it with "hahahaha" or something similar to that.
Dude: *DM's picture to a friend via Instagram

Friend: asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa thats HILARIOUS

asdfghjklkjhgfdsa 

Congrats. You took your hand from a to l and back on your Qwerty keyboard.

I know you're in class right now, supposed to be learning about the particle model of electricity, reviewing for the final test before exams. But you're still here messing around on urban dictionary.
You: I should be doing my work, but I'll just write asdfghjklkjhgfdsa
asdfghjklkjhgfdsa by S-Sclass January 6, 2020

asdfghjklkjhgfdsasdfghjkl

Awwwweee! You are so smart! You are supposed to be in class right now learning about the history of your state, but instead you came here to learn why you were bored enough to type "asdfghjklkjhgfdsasdfghjkl".
You should be in class right now but you were bored enough to type "asdfghjklkjhgfdsasdfghjkl" on your keyboard.

asdfghjkllkjhgfdsaqwertyuioppoiuytrewqzxcvbnmmnbvcxz 

Wow, how does nobody have this as a definition? Guess I'll do it myself-

The true meaning of boredom. When you're supposed to be doing work but just don't want to. You've done countless keyboard combos like: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and you're trying to find a combo that nobody has done an urban dictionary on. Can be achieved by typing the middle row of the keyboard forward and backwards then doing the same for the top, then the bottom row.
im so dead inside that instead of playing an actual computer game, i think ill type asdfghjkllkjhgfdsaqwertyuioppoiuytrewqzxcvbnmmnbvcxz and see what comes up.

asdfghjklkjhgfdsa 

Sliding your finger across the keyboard on the home row as a result of being bored.
I was so bored, I slid my finger across the keyboard until "asdfghjklkjhgfdsa" appeared on the Google Docs!
asdfghjklkjhgfdsa by Golden Girls January 19, 2022

asdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnmmnbvcxz

ULTIMATE BOREDOM. even macintalk novelty voices can't pronounce it.
I typed asdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnmmnbvcxz into SimpleText and then pronounced it. The pronunciation was pointless.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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