Arse nuts

The small lumps of faeces and unidentifiable matter that become entagled in ones anal beard or arse hair.
"Holy Crap! I'm festooned with arse nuts!"
by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 05, 2003
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Arse nut

A bollock up an arse.
A dick that went to far.
Hey arse nut!! Slow down!! You're gonna drive through someone's wall!! CRASHHHH
by ti.sh August 23, 2021
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