armkward

adj. used to describe a situation, that could result in either socially awkward or physically uncomfortable arm placement.

It was totally armkward. There were four of us in the back seat, and in order to keep from putting my hand on her cooch I kept it behind the seat until I couldn't feel it anymore.

So no matter how many Eww-gross-signals I sent him he still got all armkward on me at the movies.

by Swashbuckler2000 November 15, 2007

arkward

when an aardvark gets itself into an awkward situation.

-mrs read walks in on arthur the aardvark masturbating-

arthur: urm...
mum: well this is arkward.

by gii. November 22, 2009

Arkward

Another word for Awkward

To be uncomfortable in a situaion. Also could say Awkward, but Arkward is the proper spelling of the word.

Trevor- Dude, i wanna fuck you.
Peter- Man this is Arkward.

by maneater2008 December 20, 2008

Arkward Silence

The moment in conversation after someone says something wack/irrelvant/strange/TMI or when the chat dies out

"Dude,that surf boards rad!"

"Yeah,it uses that latest W1 technology making it aerodynamic and has Ya-rish features"

*Arkward Silence*

by Lumissa September 28, 2008

Arkward

A slang word to express discomfort in a social setting and is usually whispered under your breath.

*walking down the street*
*someone waves in your direction and you smile and wave back*
*that someone walks past you to hug the real person they were waving at*
*your face drops and you whisper under your breath “Arkward”*

by cory1234 June 28, 2018