argoth

At goth. A group of goths who stand outside Argos in Stirling dancing to Thomas the Tank Engine and biting anyone that walks past. Usually seen drowned in black clothes chains and gas masks

We can't go to McDonald's today, the argoths are out again.

by Argothhunter2 November 22, 2015

argoth

A group known to spit racist, sexist and offensive slurs at passers by, these cancerous human beings are commonly seen outside Argos in Stirling, Scotland. Argoth's usually start off their day by waking up to "Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance, and crying for 3 hours, this is all before they spend the rest of their day outside of Argos (drinking and smoking), until they either migrate to Kings Park, or the suitably placed McDonald's.

Child: "Mum can we go to Stirling to get some new clothes?"
Mum: "No the Argoth's are out."

by ArgothDestroyer March 27, 2016

King of the Argoths

The King of the Argoths - is the ever powerful overlord of the Argoths of Stirling, the o.g. Goth of Stirling and one of the individuals to blame for the creation of the cancerous Argoths, he lives a life of pain and suffering, hated by Stirling for his crimes and ever regretting his fatal error.

Argoth1: "Look there he is, our Lord and Saviour!, King of the Argoths!!!"

Stirlinger-Riot: "BURN THEIR KING! TODAY YOU DIE KING OF THE ARGOTHS!!!"

by DEAD-KARL April 26, 2019