Coined by VoteForTheWorst.com, an Archtard is a person who has spontaneous orgasms when thinking about David Archuleta. They dream of marrying David Archuleta, and their main argument is that 'you're all just jealous'.
David Cook Fan: Season 7 was the last good season.
David Archuleta Fan: Nuh-uh! It was good until David Cook won!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WONT HE SHAVE?????????
David Cook: Luls. Archtard.
David Archuleta Fan: JEALOUSY! RACISM MAYBE! UMMMMM........ JEALOUSY!!!!! FUCKY FUCKY FUCKISH FUCK SHIT!
David Cook Fan: You're cool.
David Archuleta Fan: Forserious?
DCF: No.
DAF: MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
David Archuleta Fan: Nuh-uh! It was good until David Cook won!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WONT HE SHAVE?????????
David Cook: Luls. Archtard.
David Archuleta Fan: JEALOUSY! RACISM MAYBE! UMMMMM........ JEALOUSY!!!!! FUCKY FUCKY FUCKISH FUCK SHIT!
David Cook Fan: You're cool.
David Archuleta Fan: Forserious?
DCF: No.
DAF: MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by LULSMOMMA April 22, 2010