On the evening of April 14 I wanted to celebrate Cake and Cunnilingus day by baking my girlfriend a cake that she could eat while I ate her out.
by hotrocket77 March 17, 2014
guy:dude taylor proposed to me today and I said no
guy2: dude is april 14 you have to give her $1000 now
guy: dang it
guy2: dude is april 14 you have to give her $1000 now
guy: dang it
by someone who made this up April 14, 2020
the day in which the most amazig people are born. everyone born on april 14 is buetiful, sexy, awesome, and cool.
basically perfect in every way possible, to an unprecedented standard. unbelieveablely perfect. you should be eternally thankful to ever have a chance of even seeing such a powerful being. people born on april 14 are so much better than every other person EVER. all other people should be incinerated or vaporized beacase the world would be a better place. they are gods. i am a god. i am a god. worship me. worship me or die. grovel at my feet. i am the best, greatest, most powerful being in the world. i am a god. worship me, peasants, or turn to dust beneath me.
basically perfect in every way possible, to an unprecedented standard. unbelieveablely perfect. you should be eternally thankful to ever have a chance of even seeing such a powerful being. people born on april 14 are so much better than every other person EVER. all other people should be incinerated or vaporized beacase the world would be a better place. they are gods. i am a god. i am a god. worship me. worship me or die. grovel at my feet. i am the best, greatest, most powerful being in the world. i am a god. worship me, peasants, or turn to dust beneath me.
wait your born on apil 14? ohcan i suck your dick then?
wait they were born on april 14? makes snece. theyre so hot.
wait they were born on april 14? makes snece. theyre so hot.
by Me1on January 05, 2023
Hey its April 14
by Multi-finity_1 April 14, 2019
You’re a sexy ass girl or boy, THE BEST PEOPLE BORN ON April 14 . ACTUALLY PERFECT everyone wants to be you luv ❤️
by Luv123468 October 25, 2020
Guy 1:Wow look at her
Guy2: wow she looks like she was born on April 14th you should totally Ask her out
Guy 1: ok!!!
Guy2: wow she looks like she was born on April 14th you should totally Ask her out
Guy 1: ok!!!
by Apeboi69 November 08, 2019
the best day ever! if you are born on this day you are amazing 🤩. It is also an Aries ♈️ date which is ten times better
by babyaries414 April 26, 2021