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applesoz 

From the root word soz. Soz is internet slang for "sorry," with the word apple in front of it.
You: "What are we eating for dinner."
Me: "Applesoz, I don't feel like cooking right now."
You: "Applesoz huh?"
Me: "Indeed."
applesoz by MissMurphy December 22, 2007
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applesolesence 

the phenomenon of upgrading to a new operating system on the Mac, where all your programs become obsolete or outdated, and you are forced to spend more money than you ever thought to bring your existing programs up to "snuff' to work on the new OS.
"I was so excited about upgrading to the new Leopard until I realized all my other programs which I use daily suffered from applesolesence...bummer!"
applesolesence by Frank Film January 12, 2008

applesock 

when you drop two apples into a sock, it looks like a ball sack. So, hence the name apple sock for your ball sack.
DUDE, YOUR SUCH AN APPLESOCK!
applesock by sexii_bbi12 September 1, 2009

applesofucklutely

Put simply, an expression of cosmic certitude or a quality that is expressed to the nth degree.
Snoopy G. is applesofucklutely beautiful.

Appleson 

a gay person who sucks off a man named areodactl
man i would hate to be an Appleson
Appleson by Zach murder September 7, 2020

Applesouce 

Applesouce is the choosen one. He is born to be known in all online shoter Games, like : Crossfire, AvA, CS, e.e.
Today i saw Applesouce...
And what did he do...
I don't know i died...
Applesouce by Apples0uce April 17, 2010

Applesource 

Another word for Basically actually a God who became a queen who eventually fell off and became a member of the general populace. Applesource is generally known for making cursed edits of their friends.
‘I’m basically actually a God’ said Applesource as she opens Sketchbook Pro
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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