Aporalgy Share definition Flag When a wife apologises to her husband by way of not oral speech, but oral sex. I can't believe you destroyed my external hard drive by carelessly dropping it. Words won't heal me - I want a formal aporalgy. Aporalgy by DrGonz September 2, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the Aporalgy mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch