anus mcghee

a coworker or acquaintence who tends to screw up anything, everything they put their hands on, and thinks others are laughing at their lame ass jokes.

yeah that richard he's a real
anus mcghee.

anus mcghee by freedav04 June 12, 2005

anus mcgee 

Little buttnut who smokes chocolate cigarettes and fondles himself over granny porn.

anus mcgee by bastardized bottomburp June 3, 2003

anus mcgee 

when u take your nose and inject it into the juicy, wet, anal region which causes the victim's nose to be smuthered in slimy ass jizz.

Your mom: anus mcgee the fuck outta me

You: Dammmnnnnn

anus mcgee by dominique williamson November 29, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012