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An anus rip, is where you take record breaking shits. Or some massive dirreha which your ass hole has ripped. You are in misserable pain for hours.
friend 1: *watching a movie in the living room while his friend takes a shit in the bathroom* *can hear some major ass ripping* Dude what's fucking going on in there? It sounds like your fucking flying a imaginary airplane in there!

Friend 2: dude take me to the hospital I think my anus ripped
by Dogerki February 02, 2015
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