antivention 

Antonym for intervention. Where an intervention is an attempt by friends and family to convince someone to seek help with a substance abuse problem an antivention is an attempt to convince someone that they are spending too much time and energy on a generally wholesome activity and that it's affecting their drinking.

"Dude, where's Robert?" "He said he had to work." "Again? He never wants to party since he made Assistant Manager. That's it. Get Harold, Kumar, Barry, Landfill and Fink. We're going over to Robert's and having an antivention. Bring beer."

antivention by Logan Hawkes July 7, 2008

Antirection 

The opposite of an erection, this happens when you are so unattracted that your penis actually gets smaller.

Holy shit dude, that bitch just gave me an Antirection!

Antirection by Riley zor October 14, 2008

Antirection 

The opposite of an erection. Usually achieved upon sighting a minger, but can also occur after seeing a hard hit to the testicles.

Not to be confused with shrinkage.

1.) Jay: That bitch's face was so whack I got an antirection. I was down to a nub!

2.) OOH WHAT A HIT! I've got a sympathy antirection.

Antirection by TimboSlice October 8, 2008