antikey

1. opposite of "the key"
2. acting in opposite effect to how u desire
3. the one thing that undo's all acts of good

eg. John commenting about the shittest player on some random basketball team "Hahahaha that guy is fucking antikey man!"

or Anthony talking about the object of his desire: "Mary's antikeying my life atm, I can't sleep 'cause I keep thinking about her"

or James admiring a hot girl from behind then realises her face is monged "Damn... that girls fine, shiet. her face just antikeyed her."

by Tony :) April 7, 2005

Antikennedy

The polar opposite of America's 35th president, John F. Kennedy, who was totally rad and probably rolled up the Constitution to do blow off of some Harvard intern's cooter. The Antikennedy, however, is known to ruin nights by pointing out that blow is illegal and slapping a hooker is somehow "disrespectful to women". Lame.

Dude, John is a total ballgarbler. He called the cops on me when I started choking a stripper! Man, he's like the antikennedy or something.

by umgah August 19, 2010