Person 1: "I just went to the antholochegeste's office for a checkup."
Person 2: "Who's office?"
Person 1: "The antholochageste's"
Person 2: "That's not a real word"
Person 1: "Yes it is"
Person 2: "Are you sure?
Person 1: "Yep."
Person 2: "Well, you are the scientist"
Some know the word Antholochageste as eye doctors office, but that's not what it origionally meant.
It was originally a cool western cowboy code word for 'help me I'm being help hostage' or 'we need a divorce karin' oh boy imagine the look on your wife Karin's face when you say 'antholochageste' and she thinks you're being held hostage!