antapossubeaver 

An animal the size of a possum with the mouth of an anteater, body of a beaver, and tail of a possum. This creature is created when an anteater falls off a tree decapitating itself and a beaver it lands on while, on its birthday, morphing it’s head onto the beavers body. In this stage it is called a anteaver. It becomes an antapossubeaver when a possums tail falls off on the 4th of July and an anteaver falls into its tail and gets stuck in it.

“Hey, did you hear about theantapossubeaver spotted off of the coast of Oregon,’ said bill.”

antapossubeaver by Bill McBill February 20, 2018