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angry handy 

Angry Handy; the act of an Enraged individual who is engaged in the act of furiously manually extracting an orgasm (of as commonly referred to; Hand job) from a male counterpart, ending ending with one full of Joy and the other even more Enraged.
Starla-Well I can't afford to pay You in cash but if it's ok with you we can probably work something out with some Angry Handy's
Fella-You got yourself a DEAL!
angry handy by Vendetta Fist March 4, 2017
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angry handy j 

get hit and cussed at while getting a hand job.
angry handy j is when the bitch is smacking or telling you to fuck off while she is stroking your knob
angry handy j by hughjascox August 5, 2011

Angry hand job 

When your partner hates having sex of any kind so they choose to jerk the other off in a hurried, rage filled way.
My partner hates sex, but often they will give me an “angry hand job”.

Angry Hand Lincoln 

When a woman wearing a top hat preforms a violent hand-job, you then sploog onto her chin and throw your trimmed pubes at her face. Resulting in a similarity to Abraham Lincoln.
After a wonderful evening with Keisha she came back to my place to help me preform the Angry Hand Lincoln.
Angry Hand Lincoln by IroniMac December 14, 2014

Angry Hand Cuffed 

When you hand cuff your girl to the bed then cum on her face
Yeah bro, I angry hand cuffed her ass last night
Angry Hand Cuffed by ScottyDontKnow October 30, 2011
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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