angry handy

Angry Handy; the act of an Enraged individual who is engaged in the act of furiously manually extracting an orgasm (of as commonly referred to; Hand job) from a male counterpart, ending ending with one full of Joy and the other even more Enraged.

Starla-Well I can't afford to pay You in cash but if it's ok with you we can probably work something out with some Angry Handy's
Fella-You got yourself a DEAL!

by Vendetta Fist March 4, 2017

angry handy j

get hit and cussed at while getting a hand job.

angry handy j is when the bitch is smacking or telling you to fuck off while she is stroking your knob

by hughjascox August 5, 2011

Angry hand job

When your partner hates having sex of any kind so they choose to jerk the other off in a hurried, rage filled way.

My partner hates sex, but often they will give me an “angry hand job”.

by Avast Ye Scurvy Dogs January 8, 2020

Angry Hand Lincoln

When a woman wearing a top hat preforms a violent hand-job, you then sploog onto her chin and throw your trimmed pubes at her face. Resulting in a similarity to Abraham Lincoln.

After a wonderful evening with Keisha she came back to my place to help me preform the Angry Hand Lincoln.

by IroniMac December 14, 2014

Angry Hand Cuffed

When you hand cuff your girl to the bed then cum on her face

Yeah bro, I angry hand cuffed her ass last night

by ScottyDontKnow October 30, 2011